Flip Crack

When a butthole puckers so much it looks like it has turned itself inside out.

Usually happens during or right before a bowel movement.

Man, I was trying to clean my great grandmothers asshole when I noticed she started to flip crack and then projectile shit all over my shirt.

by Roachem June 8, 2010

flip flop

investments made in real estate with intention to 'flip' it for a profit but instead turns into a 'flop' with the crash in the real estate market.

I paid $100,000 for that house and put $25,000 into it thinking I could sell it for $150,000. Now it I can't sell it for $75,000. My 'flip' is now a 'flip flop'.

by smarsh February 20, 2009

flipping a grind

To turn right on a one way street while on a unicycle.

-Maggie "Hey Margaret are you flipping a grind?
-Margaret "Yes Maggie, I'm on a unicycle."

by moist panty July 24, 2011

Flip Noodle

An idiot who doesn't know much, similar to a dip-dong

Girl 1: Wow, who's that girl and why is she still wearing Hannah Montana clothes?

Girl 2: I don't know. She's a total flip noodle.

by lalalalalalllama January 11, 2012

flip flop tan

See flip-flop tan.

Be proud, like a boss!

Today, I came back home, and I realized a fuckin' flip flop tan line on my foot. Fuck yeah!

by khalyd December 16, 2011

emo hair flip

When your life sucks so much that the only thing you can do is flip your hair.

Done by having your bangs in your face, and turning your head to the side and up until your bangs are no longer obstructing your vision.

John: God! My life sucks! I have to do an emo hair flip! *flips hair*

by theshadowillusionist February 19, 2009

Flip flop bitch

A flip flop bitch is a girl who is usually desperate as hell, and flip flops to dude after dude. Usually has a new nigga every other day of the week!

Friend #1: That girl has a different boyfriend every other day.
Friend #2: Yeah, she a flip flop bitch
Friend #1: Rightttt, cuz she flip floppin nigga's left and right!!
Friend #2: Girl, byeee

by Main Chick September 22, 2014