Evan Coleman

A person who breathes so hard you’d think it was a hurricane.

Is that a hurriane or just an Evan Coleman

by Bella AKA King Kong February 5, 2018

Evan

evan is jewish

evan: hey
evans friend: you're jewish

by evansbiggest fan March 2, 2022

Evan McDonnell

He is literally weezer

Have u heard of Evan McDonnell. Ya he’s weezer.

by Weezerwastaken September 29, 2020

Evan

Evan cares about other people more then he cares about himself he is smart,hot af,and caring. He loves to play sports and he is really good at pretty much every sport . He won’t brake a promise and will respect you .

Evan just made me really happy and made my whole day better.

by That background girl September 17, 2018

Evan

The best person in the world better than Mir :)

Evan is better than Mir

by Definitely not worse than Mir April 20, 2021

Evan Pomfret

a boy with an hourglass figure very funny and is racist scared of everything nd gets bullied all the time

Evan pomfret - sprays hand sanitiser on a girl

Girl - pours hand cream all in his hair

by lol_____ December 23, 2021

Evan Zarbo

A person who exists to exist he is a non human creature and will be place permantly in 8th grade

Man I hate how Evan Zarbo he is

by CryoDead October 8, 2019