Ear Crit

An uncomfortably high decibel noise (most of the time a persons voice) on popular voice chat programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo. This is often the result of a poor microphone or the inbound/gain volume being too high.

(verb)
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!

(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!

by N8bit July 22, 2010

Ear fetish

When one loves a good blow in the ear

When one loves a good hollow in the ear

“Oi girl, left or right”
I know you like that, ear fetish type shiet

by Ksixiwke September 27, 2020

Ear Garbage

Coldplay.

I'm so glad my friend made me take the ear garbage out of my ear.

by Yemeyee August 9, 2012

steerage ears

Dumbo shaped ears that stick out more east/west than north/south. They have to stick through the hairdo to count.

Great for grabbing onto while directing someone performing oral sex on you. Absolute control.

It's the hot chick on CNN with the blonde hair and steerage ears sticking out. She would be fun to hold onto.

by jakestewart291 October 28, 2021

Let-ear

In the case of a popular person with many snakes amongst them it is good to sit back with some music and let-ear.

Releasing pressure from the communications regions of the psychy

Snakey "John! Go for it, she's old enough!" SnakeU "Her parents wouldn't be supportive!" Jill "If you don't Let-ear, she's going to be hearing from you after the hearing in a letter"

by We'rethyP-ness; January 13, 2024

gamer ear

The effect of sweat accumulating on your headset after playing for too long, as well as a temporary hearing loss due to setting the volume too high.

I played so much last night, I think I might end up with gamer ear.

by HiPeople MC October 5, 2020

a sound for sore ears

What you happily describe someone's voice as when you've been trying to reach him on the phone for a while; it's the "auditory equivalent" of what you say when you finally meet up with someone whom you've either been worried about, been waiting anxiously for, or haven't seen for a good while.

After many tries, I was finally able to speak to my buddy on da horn after his having been repeatedly in and out of da house over da past week to run some urgent/unexpected errands; his cheery and slightly-apologetic voice sure was a sound for sore ears!

by QuacksO September 29, 2018