The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.
“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”
by Barnabeast98 January 2, 2024
Get the Londoner’s diseasemug. Sudden Death Disease describes the condition, where something in your chest or stomach suddenly hurts a little too much for a little too long, so you accept the fact that you are going to die, even though you are probably fine.
Are you alright? You seem a bit distressed?
Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just having a mild case of Sudden Death Disease right now.
Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just having a mild case of Sudden Death Disease right now.
by Flocke2706 June 14, 2023
Get the Sudden Death Diseasemug. The KΞN-NY Disease, or "Ah shit I forgot" is a neurodegenerative illness that affects a person's memory and was first diagnosed by Soham Mango. They are prone to forgetting simple details such as dates or current occurrences. However, this may cause individuals to forget important details such as persons and even themselves. It is a slow and painful death. The disease was disovered by The DOSA Investigators funded by Rahul Inc.
"Im sorry i forgot I have The KΞN-NY Disease"
"Sorry I forgot about my circumcision appointment I have The KΞN-NY Disease
"Sorry I forgot about my circumcision appointment I have The KΞN-NY Disease
by Dr Prezidential SJ October 6, 2021
Get the The KΞN-NY Diseasemug. An ailment that causes white, dry patches of skin, caused by malnutrition and genetic modifications at an early stage of development.
Hey Bob, I saw somebody else with chalkston disease in the gym today, his skin was so patchy and dry, i offered him lotion
by mystical b19dpg March 9, 2011
Get the chalkston diseasemug. A rare disease that affects a small number of the population. If they don't see a picture of james charles' ass at least once within a 5 minute period, they die.
by Senetsu December 7, 2020
Get the lackofjamescharles diseasemug. A disease in which the female body (animal or human) produces tumors. These tumors take approximately one month to develop to appropriate size before releasing from the inner wall and becoming loose in the body. As an automatic self-defense mechanism, the body purposely wounds itself in order to capture and trap said spherical annoyances. In turn, gravity just happens to be its first option to expel these tumors from the body. It’s possible to take medication to prevent these tumors from growing, but it also beleaguers the female immune system. Surgery is included as a secondary option.
by TheCheri July 27, 2010
Get the Menarchial Diseasemug. A disease where your neck slowly turns into urine.
It is very dangerous and has a 100% fatality rate.
It is very dangerous and has a 100% fatality rate.
by Joseph V. Stalin December 16, 2020
Get the Pee Neck Diseasemug.