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Northrup Disease

A disease that infects employees of northrup Grumman, symptoms include bragging about making large amounts of money and constantly talking about thier security clearances, also telling people the work they do is top secret.
Northrup Disease, Hey mom I got another security clearance, I’m top secret
by Adolfo $$$$ January 11, 2021
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Zodiac Disease

A type of delusional thinking causing people to believe in unproven pseudoscience. It has different stages of severity, with the first stage causing the infected to believe that the month of their birth has an effect on how their day will go. Stage 2 Z.D. will cause the infected to believe in homeopathy, stage 3 means the person thinks that special sorts of crystals can have an effect on one's personality.

Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.

Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.
Karen suffers from stage 4 zodiac disease
by Freshdumb December 23, 2019
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Bush Disease

When you go into the military, and get discharged and go completely insane
Did you hear about John, he got Bush disease.
by valitelxxx January 20, 2022
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A.N.D Disease

A disease caused by touching anyone named Anelise, Naomi, & Desnya
Oh no! I think I got the A.N.D disease!!
by swaggy v February 25, 2022
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Jasper hale Disease

When one (normally a Twitard) become overly obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’ SO HOT AND FINE AF!!!

Me: another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
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Soyman's Disease

A disease of the hands, that gives the hands a purple color due to the surplus of asian discipline.
Hey brandon, did u find a cure for soyman's disease?

Shut up!!
by Brandon Zheng April 26, 2011
mugGet the Soyman's Diseasemug.

Bagnasarian Disease

Where the anus becomes enlarged and inflamed, so enlarged and inflamed that it eventually encompasses the whole personality and being, in other words the individual turns into a complete asshole.
when you think about it, every person knows someone that has bagnasarian disease in their bloody life, unfortunately it can be contagious.
by asvpHoy3 July 3, 2014
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