Kellers Disease

It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.

"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease

by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011

Bloodbending Disease

When beat your meat with sandpaper, a little too hard.

Doc : I am sorry son, you got the Bloodbending Disease and you will now pee blood.
Patient : Aw that stinks!

by Deez_Nutz_69 April 21, 2022

Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.

John: Of course, I don't like her! I have lots of other girlfriends.. and I will not get emotionally attached to one girl, I don't do that!
Jane: Bud.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

by L. Sosiska September 3, 2019

DisEASE

Ease in disease, when your sickness is going down and your sickness seems to be going away.

Todd: Hey is Sarah still have that sad disease?
John: Yeah she's getting the EASE in the Disease.

by Dark storker March 11, 2017

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Chuy Disease

French humourous slang used to depict a nice, ethereal, hyped state of being. Usually happens when you're close to a Chuy enlightened person, yet not a real disease.

You'll absolutly love to catch it!

Cool person 1 : Man, I think I got the Chuy disease, I feel so refreshed!
Cool person 2 : Aww bro, I'm so happy for you! So sad it's not contagious.
Cool person 1 : Don't worry, the Chuy is right here, enjoy it!

by Tand33 April 7, 2021

White Man In The Room Disease

when a White man who is part of a larger group which includes minorities and/or women, feels that he must share “his” (often unsolicited, typically incorrect) knowledge and/or experience as it pertains to a discussion not involving him.

Bill is married to a Karen, he suffers from White Man In The Room Disease. He feels that he should be the authority on a particular subject in the group, simply because he’s White.

by smellsterriblygood September 11, 2022