cappertose

Used to describe an old person who is seemingly slow or unaware of their surroundings. (From the words 'handicapped' and 'comatose'.)

I was late to work because I was stuck behind a cappertose driver going 15 mph with his blinker on for five blocks.

by Conboy May 11, 2008

Chapparal

A common term used in place of roadrunner. Although, no one precisely knows why. The term is pronounced "Shap-arral".

The mascot of Lubbock Christian University.

Their mascot is a Chapparal. We call them the Chaps.

by LCUStudent March 30, 2010

Chappay

To be immensely dry, like chapped lips. Used commonly when insulting someone.

ARE YOU COMING TO PICKERING?
no.
sss... why so chappay?

by shakenbakeBRO June 26, 2010

Capping the Pen

The act of putting on a condom

Pregnant!? I thought I had been capping the pen!?

by JnC1234 August 25, 2010

chapped

1. Narrow minded, sheltered, black and white view of right and wrong.
2. Fundamental Christian view of morals, also ignorant of what goes on in the world.

Originated from the mentality that a senior class chaplain should hold, as a religious leader.

They go to church, they're too chapped to see the Hangover 2.
Man, did you see that scowl on Will's face when I said 'fuck'? He is so chapped.

by chappedchaplain November 17, 2011

chapped

Pitted old fucked up pyrex

I asked my girl Nikia if she wanted to smoke and told her to let me see her pipe I took one look at it and said HELL NAW I AIN'T WASTIN MY DOPE IN THIS CHAPPED ASS PIPE! And I bounced!

by JeWeLee7o7 October 7, 2011

capp'n

Shortened/variation of 'captain'. Also the bus driver in Animal Crossing: City Folk.

Capp'n, land ahoy!

by Elisay July 12, 2014