Chip-impatience

The moment when you have your chip in hand waiting to dip, but the person who I already dipping is taking too long, and you eat your chip dipless.
Usually happens when someone breaks their chip in the dip and has to retrieve it with the remainder of the chip in hand. Due to chip-impatience you decide to devour the chip you currently have in your hand, with no dip, then resume your turn at the dip with a new chip ready to go when they are done.
by AKAWildcard July 03, 2013
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mexican chips

Two Mexicans or hispanic people that are dating or in a relationship with each other
Bro look at those fucking mexican chips
by shitpoopfart$ April 05, 2024
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Chip Chappin

Talking shit about someone or Chirping at their face or behind their back
Y’all were Chip Chappin at me the other day
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Dookie Chip

When you have diarrhea and you dont wipe, then after a couple days it dries up and you peel it off like a chip,
Bungledash watched frankfurt have diarrhea, he then suggested that frankfurt would let it dry so they could enjoy the dookie chip.
by DA Big curly May 25, 2025
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dookie chips

The stuff that is left after small pieces of dookie stick to your arse and become crusty
I have so many dookie chips
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Chip Teaser

When you ask someone for a chip, and they hand you the empty bag.
“Hey bro, can I hold a chip?” … “Yeah here bro, you can finish them” *hands over empty bag*

“Dang man.. you a chip teaser” *immediately throws bag back at them*
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The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
by Stoney69 January 25, 2019
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