The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!
Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Get the Say yes to whatever your friends say for 2 hoursmug. 1. Those stupidly long documentaries that you can somehow watch through in one sitting
2. Also the opposite of 5 hour energy
2. Also the opposite of 5 hour energy
Person 1: I’m planning to watch a 5 hour documentary after drinking a 5 hour energy
There’s no Person 2.
2024 7-16 5:11 p.m
Person 2 started watching a 5 hour documentary
7:23 p.m.
Person 2 was found sitting dead on his couch by Person 1
That’s why Person 1 drank a 5 hour energy.
5 hour documentaries can kill you
There’s no Person 2.
2024 7-16 5:11 p.m
Person 2 started watching a 5 hour documentary
7:23 p.m.
Person 2 was found sitting dead on his couch by Person 1
That’s why Person 1 drank a 5 hour energy.
5 hour documentaries can kill you
by Oiiiiiii July 17, 2024
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