boob addicted

Can´t wait to get a hold of some boobs.

Soooo my Girl said I was boob addicted.
Yep, happens to the best of us.
Really?!
I really need some boobs.
Were both addicted.
Yup.

by LuvMateo1756 July 18, 2016

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Man Boobs

Man boobs is when the man is just so fat, you can make out two titty shape on his chest. This is extremely common throughout the US, where recent statistics shows that a shocking 98% of US male (ranging from fetus to corpse, only in the US of course) actually have man boobs.

The term given, by a recent scholar, is "moobs".
Moobs cannot be cured, as it is in all American male's gene to be fat and ridiculous, I am sorry, I cannot help you.

Scientist have speculated that in the future, because so many man in the US have moobs, 98% of the male offspring will be transformed into half male half female, fat, ugly, but with huge titties.

1: BLAH BLAH BLAH.....

2: WHOA! You got Man Boobs? Mooooobs.....

1: Really? Wow, I'm only 6 : )

2: Puberty is awesome.

The example shown, also includes the example of a retarded American, who cannot determine the difference between growing moobs and reaching puberty.

by U MAD? July 19, 2012

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Boob squeeze

“Squeezing occurs when: There is clear indentation (e.g. dents, imprints, depressions, marks, etc.) on the female breast or clothing caused by curved fingers in a grabbing motion."

Did you see the updated FB policy on Boob Squeeze?

by Whyisthiswet December 1, 2020

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