August 9

King Von's birthday

Person 1: Hey it's August 9
Person 2: Happy birthday King Von

by Smurkio October 17, 2023

Jasmine august

One of the hottest people on earth

Jasmine august is the best

Jasmine august makes me uncomfortable

Jasmine august spams my texts

by Supernannyspam June 2, 2021

August 29

The day when the worst stinkiest smelliest fat people are born

August 29 is stink

by ihykan January 16, 2024

August 10th

national watch 7 lions at echostage with steph day.

August 10th is national watch 7 lions at echostage with steph day.

by Browntown32 August 10, 2024

August 19th

THE DAY THE SEXIEST MOST FIT, AMAZING, HOT AND FUNNY MAN WAS BORN. Like dear god he's really hot but also cute, he's the full package, even likes anime.

August 19th
Him: "It's my birthday"
Her: "Yeah I know, that why your so sexy"

by Candi Kane May 9, 2022

August 31

It’s the perfect day to fuck with your best girl mates head! DON’t GO TO FAR!!

Boy: Hey girl, you know that your boyfriend is cheating on you?
Girl: what are you kidding?!
Boy: yeah it’s August 31

by Ofinmydixk August 31, 2022

august

August is a word you can use to insult someone. It means they are NOT a baddie and they are DISGUSTING little weak bitch.

You are being such a august right now.

by Ihateboba_lover January 12, 2023