Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room

Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years

by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019

Steve Jay

Weird Al Yankovic's wonderful bassist!! Al's band doesn't get much recognition, so here I am talking about Steve. Steve is just amazing and is really good at playing the guitar.

Person 1: "Have you heard Germs by Weird Al?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I love Steve Jay's part!"
Person 1: "Steve Jay?"
Person 2: "Yeah, where he says microscopic bacteria in a really deep voice"

by Weird Al Fan September 22, 2022

Pulling a Mr steve

The act of leaning on your chair that results in you falling on your ass.

Pulling a Mr steve: I almost pulled a Mr steve in my office chair but i managed to catch myself.

by WACKYJK33 December 19, 2023

Kitchen Steve

That guy who does everything way cheaper than your local business'. Need a haircut, call Kitchen Steve, Tattoo? He's not licensed but he got this cool tattoo gun off eBay once and he practices on himself.

Dude you don't need to pay $60 for that haircut man, Kitchen Steve will do it for $10. Let me give him a call!

by ChaoticFreedoms October 29, 2020

Steve

The male Karen. Steve will bully people and then cry to management when someone says something to him. Steve thinks that he is always right and has narcissistic tendencies. Steve also listens to creed as he jacks off and cries at the same time. Steve will always out Karen Karen any day of the week and twice on sundays.

That guy is being such a Steve, he’s gonna speak to the manager about his small to-go tea…

That guy sure is a real asshole, he’s being a real Steve !

by Donnie america September 9, 2021

Steve

A security robot that drowned itself.

Steve is sitting on his charging pad.

by stove2d2 August 2, 2021

Old Man Steve

Someone who thinks they know everything when they don't.

Oh he is such an old man steve

by Elias59 October 27, 2020