American muffin

The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.

I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.

by KERMlT September 28, 2022

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American broomstick

A term for American orbital rockets. The term was created by head of Russian Space Agency Rogozin on Twitter, when trying to threaten the USA, by not flying their cargo on Russian Soyuz rockets, due to international sanctions that came as a consequence of Russia vs Ukraine war.

"Time to let the American broomstick fly and hear the sounds of freedom." - SpaceX Launch Director moments before liftoff

by froemosen March 23, 2022

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American pie

A relatively obscure sex act that combines a creampie with a David Foster Wallace reference. The man ejaculates inside his partner (the creampie) while yelling "'Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!" This is a reference to the David Foster Wallace short story Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and its meaning can be as obscurely ironic as the partners decide. The American pie combines irony, patriotism, and sex in a heady mix that's not suitable for everyone.

Q: Are you and Charlie doing anything special for the Fourth of July?
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.

by JubilationTCornpone January 28, 2021

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American Roulette

The act of placing explosive mats/carpets or mines around your home at random and forgetting where they are placed, thus creating the chance of blowing yourself up, when navigating your house.

"Hey man, that's a nice carpet you've got."
"Thanks man! I wouldn't step on it though"
"Why?"
"I've set up the house for American Roulette."

by Dee._ January 30, 2021

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PHAT American

When an American is so hot that you just want to tackle them and have sex with them on the spot.

As most natural-born Americans are fat, lazy, greasy, and smelly, the term "PHAT American" usually refers to a (typically illegal) immigrant. In addition to immigrants being more sexy, it is a well-known fact that illegal immigrants are much easier rape targets as they can't go to the police.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

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