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Noob

Noobs are an annoying species that humans can develop into and lack capability of about anything except being bad. They won't admit their mistakes and call other people either hackers or noobs. They are so dumb they insult their own species.

It is generally advised to stay away from them
Noobs are most common on the internet and are not really found in real life. You should not talk to one if you encounter one and only report them for their toxic behaviour and not because you hate them. Some of them are actually nice and others are just bloodsucking leeches who are trying to ruin the game until no one wants to play it anymore.

If a person has bad grammar but are nice and will fix their mistakes, those are newbies. Newbies are less picked on because they are willing to fix everything they can and will put all their effort into trying to become better meanwhile noobs won't do anything to even make themselves look or seem decent. They can be funny and you can make memes about them.

Noobs are either a kid or a fat person who sits on the computer all day long and know that even though they are going down in popularity, status, decency, and common sense, they are willing to infect others with their disease that was invented by the new arising species of noobs. If you expose them and their pranks on your group they will start judging you and insult everything around them.
Noob language: h1 gys toay we wi11 punch eatother into the fce unil we h4ve no m0re t33th LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
by igotitallHANDLED June 24, 2022
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Noob

right, i made up another meaning for it, it means not very nice person also horrible and meen! Everything about the meaning isn't good basically. Please use the word if your in a fight with someone, i would like it to spread though the world! please help me!!!
for example: go away you ugly noob!

- get lost noob!

- she's/he's a noob
by Callum Randle June 3, 2009
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noob

A person who isn't good at playing a certain game or an activity. Also used for representing beginners.
"He is such a noob in playing Minecraft"
"He is such a noob"
by That one purple blooded mf September 27, 2021
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noob

1. a doofus.
2. someone who calls someone else a noob.
shut up, noob.
by hoboken224 April 23, 2011
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noob

by noobLanguarez September 24, 2021
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noobs

people who cant play games such as Minecraft and roblox
you guys are noobs
by isseihyoudou December 19, 2017
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Noob

Noobs and red wine is the best sunday night treat known to man
by crissyb666 May 2, 2011
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