Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."

by showerfart69 August 19, 2013

Stoned out

When you are so stoned you zone out, and minutes feel like hours

I listened to my music and stoned out

by Goneandghosting September 26, 2022

Stonely

Someone who smokes by themselves , a lonely smoker

What you been upto? Nothing, been Stonely AF come through and match me.

by Dsoul January 17, 2024

Jefferson Airplane Stoned

When you smoke so much reefer all you want to do is trip out on music. When you are so high you can see the music.

She was weaving back and forth to the music and he realized she was Jefferson Airplane stoned. Johnny then had an evil vs good battle with himself about whether or not he was going to take advantage of her in this moment.

by Shaoli June 12, 2016

lil stone

prolly the best rapper in the game rn

man 1 - ay u heard that new lil stone shit yet?
man 2 - yeah bruh that shit hard af my ni🅱️🅱️a

by notlilstone October 28, 2018

Stone Cold Beers

To cheers yourself with 2 beers and proceed to chug both while spilling recklessly

Hey bro, u wanna Stone Cold beers tonight?

by guyontop69 June 6, 2018

Stones

The things that some would think make or break a foundation.

It was interesting how someone that loved to see aging buildings they called eyesores and didn't hold sacred (or aging people, plants, or animals for that matter) was quick to talk about overlooked stones (usually in reference to themself and how necessary they are) in a foundation.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021