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Ugly

Me.
“Hey, you are ugly!”~ Kyle

“ who me ?” ~ me

“ yes, horrifyingly ugly! ”~ Kyle

Go fuck yourself, Kyle!”~ me

“No, you should go fuck yourself because nobody else will!” ~Kyle
“ That hurts, really, really hurts. I am now bruised by your words.”~ me

“ I am sorry, it’s just been a rough week down in the city. Steve got the promotion to assistant t the regional manger and I guess I feel bummed out. I never meant to take it out on you. Please, oh please I beg of you, forgive me?!”~ Kyle

“ Go suck my left nut! I don’t need this kind of bullshit in my life. You’ve treated me like dirt ever since you got that job a Dunder Muffin. Sucking and eating your boss’s ass like chocolate Frosted cake. I am leaving you and taking Tyler and Donna with me. I already backed our bags. Don’t come looking for us! Goodbye, Kyle.” ~me

“No, please don’t! I am a changed man now! You can’t take my life away just like that. No you can’t! I am a changed man, please don’t leave!”~Kyle
“ It is over Kyle. I no longer need you or the damages you brought to this family.”~ me

“ whatever, so long you ugly, bitch. Oh, I mean dog. And I - oop.”~ Kyle
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Ew! Did you see that girl? She’s so ugly!
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The mf who said Jenna and Antonia were ugly bestfriends
That ugly mf bitch just called Jenna and Antonia ugly bestfriends!
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Ugly

It means that one's looks doesn't conform to the society's definition of pretty or attractive and even average-looking.
"people in school always told me I was ugly"
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ew look at marlene, justice, and ivanna they are so ugly!
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ugly single friends

To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night
Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends
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"Eww did you see Aolani today?"
"Yes I did. She's so ugly."
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