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toast and jam

rhyming slang from famalam(family) usually shortened to just toast
by Trav2 January 12, 2008
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Toast

a person that commonly partakes in substances that alter ones sense of reality, mainly marijuana and ecstasy. a Toast, also is usually the first to suggest attending a party, or suggest that one should be started. a person known as Toast, is most often of an outgoing personality and is quick to facilitate the delinquency of others. a Toast, is typically very creative and deep, whilst being approachable and friendly. People known as Toast may have a bad reputation as a lame stoner, but a Toast is much more than your common stoner. a Toast often possesses intelligence that one might find hard to believe, the limits to this intelligence are not known at this time. a Toast is a person to cherish and love. If you know a Toast, stay close and in touch with that person.
1. Wow, have you seen Toast today? I can't believe he survived that party.
2. Hey I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you
by Regis March 5, 2008
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Toadstaff

Staff given to the Hero of Light by the Elder Toad, in Mushroom Kingdom.
"You recieved the Toadstaff, +50 attack, +15 magic. Aw snaps, boy."
by Nevele September 27, 2008
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Toast

A MUCH better way to say toats, or totally. But don't use it in front of hispanic men named Roger-they might get confused.
"Did you like that movie?"
"Toast!"
"So did I, let's sneak back into the theater and see it again!"
by ¡EVA! March 3, 2009
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toastaroastin

fly, sweet, ballin, studdin
a term used to describe something
Damn that shot was toastaroastin.
by Connorpk March 25, 2009
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Toast

Said when you can no longer be arsed to carry on with the thing you are currently doing.
person 1: I've been trying to fix this thing for ages
person 2: getting annoying hu?
person1: yeah, infact toast
by GENER-AL August 27, 2009
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Toastalitus

toastalitus is a rare eating disorder in the preparation and eating of toast. the duration of the eating of each peice of toast must take as long as prepartion,

common slang names for someone with toastalontus is known as a toasty or toast tart or a tallulah.

the physical attributes are big heads and the ability to cry on demand how ever psychologicaly they are an insecure minority who become compulsive liar and cleptomanics, commonly stealing from family members in most cases the older sister. they are a jealous bunch who are unloved and threated to run away due to this laco of compassion towards them.

there own eating disorder is aggravated further by being second best at everything and never comparing to older sisters. whom are smarter and far more attractive. they become sheep and try act like those who they aspire to be like but can never pull it of, this is where they alleviate stress by the presentation of there toast.

usualy spreading carefully covering the entire side of bread in a topping or two. unfortunatly due to anxiety and low self asteem they burn the toast. and try to hide it by smothering extra toppings and spraying the odd bit of febreeze in the surrounding environment.
tallulah your toastalitus is really bugging me, hurry up and eat it before i do, slow coach
by toasttart November 10, 2009
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