Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023

Jerk table

Table upon which multiple men pleasure themselves.

We all gathered around the jerk table.

by Rafter P Archery October 4, 2020

jerk chicken problem

Turk Rigid Goblin, or otherwise known as Jerk Chicken Problem, is used to describe those with the sleeping patterns of a delinquent, usually spending days on end in a bedroom.

"Who are we waiting for? It's been time"
"Jerk Chicken Problem"

by Rigpinge January 22, 2018

Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".

Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"

by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013

Wireless jerk

The wireless jerk is when you get super high and think you masturbating you still get the orgasm without physical doing it !

Bro I am going to take so mushrooms and have a wireless jerk

by The jerk guy September 30, 2025

National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!

Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!

by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020

Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.

Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"

by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016