whale spooch

A large amount semen ejaculated on a woman's face.

Man last night my girlfriend let me whale spooch her face.

by z-cok masta December 14, 2010

Whales

A drug term used for scales

I want that on whales no unders

by JD Warrior March 8, 2020

Whale Watching

When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.

"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"

by Cold Hot Tub water January 22, 2019

White Whale

The act of ejaculating in your female partners anus and then having her fart to shoot the cum into your mouth, imitating the blow hole of most whale species

Friend 1 - Dude I had her give me a white whale last night!

Friend 2 - dude you’re so fucking lucky! My girl is too vanilla for that

Friend 1 - Fucking sucks bud

by TheGoldenWhale February 17, 2025

Whale belly

The biggest wave of the set when you're out surfing with the homies

We better start paddling here come the whale belly!

Yo watch me catch this gnarly whale belly.

Let's go catch some bellys bro

Look at that belly Rollin in!

by Slimbraedy October 14, 2016

Whale

A person who consistently spends large amounts of money on games, especially on gacha games or mmorpg's.

F2P: He's such a whale, he has the (insert rare item)

Whale: I'm not a whale

by Halcyon#0003 February 14, 2020

Jumping the whale

when your favorite show starts to flag and go downhill, and then adds a fat character for no good reason making the show look stupid, as when STD added Stacey Abrams as the president of Earth

When The Mandalorian added Lizzo as it's "jumping the whale" moment, we all knew it was on its way down then.

by NeoTechni April 7, 2023