Goody Two Shoes

With the heartbreak open
So much you can't hide
Put on a little makeup, makeup
Make sure they get your good side, good side
You know we're going to set them, set them
So everyone can take note, take note
When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs, eyeballs
Pretending that you're, Al Green
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong and what's right
Or tell me who to eat with, sleep with
Or that I've won the big fight, big fight
Look out or they'll tell you
You're a "Superstar"
Two weeks and you're an all-time legend
I think the games have gone much too far
If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
We don't follow fashion
That'd be a joke

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside

Goody Two Shoes

by Death Menace March 28, 2023

Shoe

Dude you are looking up shoes what you need to do is look down.

I got some Gucci shoes

by Supreme_boi_232 May 28, 2018

Arabian shoe tie

The Arabian shoe tie is a torture method that consists of skinning someone’s foot to expose veins and nerves then carefully tying the veins and nerves like a shoe lace.
You could also extend this and make it a challenge to try and untie the veins and nerves.

This guy is pissing me off, I wish I could give him an Arabian shoe tie.

by Cleveland steamroll guy June 25, 2024

Shoe Warrior

A man who has modeled his life on everything about being a warrior, yet has no shame to own a massive shoe collection.

The shoe warrior is contemplating on making a late night trip to Walmart to purchase a shoe rack.

by AMO1980 January 25, 2013

slip on boss shoes

Slippers that are worn inside mental institutions
Used sarcastically because the people who wear them are the opposite of a boss
-origin: Allentown,Pa

When i got to the institution they gave me a gown and slip on boss shoes

by Brian D'Zoid March 14, 2014

Shoe

Shoe is a name for a prestigious young man in Ireland who has carved out his future as a vape analyst.

Shoe any tokes

by Eugene scallon December 18, 2022

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017