chimp dance

When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.

Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

square dance

1-(noun) the act of dancing with someone in the shape of the square.
2-(verb) to dance with someone in the shape of the square (on the ground).

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

slam dance

A "dancing" style often adopted by hardcore or scene kids that involves a lot of thrashing around, windmill moves, and throwing yourself around etc. Kinda like a mosh pit but getting much less hurt!

Man, you should slam dance! It's so hardcore!

by hXc-Kiddo July 8, 2006

Wanna Dance?

Another way of saying wanna fuck? Especially, when a guy meets a girl in the bar and asks her for dance. They probably end up in bed at the end of the night.

Boy sees a hot girl in the club: Wanna Dance?
Girl: Sure

Boy: (hope i get lucky tonight)
Then they go dancing

by Aizinum November 25, 2013

Cock Dance

When you thrust your hips up and down while your legs are spread over and over (very fast), causing your dick to slap up and down, off of both your stomach and from between your legs.

Jess opened the door to my Cock Dance in the mirror. Needless to say, she was impressed.

by TheZaboGuy April 11, 2010

sword dance

While playing Halo, it is the act of recklessly waving around an energy sword in the hopes that you might actually hit and/or kill someone.

Hey David, never go near Travis while he is doing a sword dance. It's retarded how lucky he gets. Its almost like he actually has skill.....

by Tactix April 3, 2008

Dance challenged

Those that use cliche dance moves like "the sprinkler" because they can not dance and it is all they know. Usually their "moves" do not fit with the song.

Ross is definitely dance challenged, he got out on the floor and started doing disco moves to the song Sweet Caroline.

by Snuggies November 19, 2009