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Cock Blast

When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.
Man Bobby, that cock blast you shot last night sure rattled my insides.
by bluke69 April 12, 2019
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Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
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blast to the past

That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball
Damn mom you’re really making me want to give you a blast to the past
by surgarnipps69 February 6, 2021
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Blast

Guy I need to go an blast !
by Jethrosplight November 3, 2023
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Anchor Blast

While laying in bed with your girlfriend, Anchor Blasting is the act of laying on her hair and farting, so she can't escape the smell.
Dude my GF is so pissed at me after I anchor blasted her
by MisterKpak1337 October 3, 2021
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Baja Blast Day

Baja Blast Day is located on the 6th of May, where everybody pays tribute to the great beverage.
I'm gonna cum to Baja Blast trap feet armpit sweaty vore hentai on Baja Blast Day.
by Asher The Fat May 6, 2020
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Blast From the Nast

Reminiscing on the early works of world renowned political cartoon artist Thomas Nast.
Person 1: Remember when Thomas Nast depicted Boss Tweed and the Tammany Tiger."
Person 2: "Yeah, that's a Blast From the Nast."
by dickey6969 June 15, 2017
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