When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.
by bluke69 April 12, 2019

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025

That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball
by surgarnipps69 February 6, 2021

by Jethrosplight November 3, 2023

While laying in bed with your girlfriend, Anchor Blasting is the act of laying on her hair and farting, so she can't escape the smell.
by MisterKpak1337 October 3, 2021

by Asher The Fat May 6, 2020

Person 1: Remember when Thomas Nast depicted Boss Tweed and the Tammany Tiger."
Person 2: "Yeah, that's a Blast From the Nast."
Person 2: "Yeah, that's a Blast From the Nast."
by dickey6969 June 15, 2017
