bag of awesome

Being more than awesome

Joe is the coolest person I know - he is one big bag of awesome!

by P-dizzle AKA Sister Sweetly April 9, 2008

Molly Bagging

When one reaches the pinnacle of sexual prowess by drinking just enough alcohol to dull the lubido enough to prevent climaxing but not too much such that an erection is unachievable.

Try as hard as she might, Lily was unable to get Nick to give her a cream pie. Nick was molly bagging her all night.

by Ron Don Johnson August 23, 2021

Bag of ass

When you need a creative insult, you take this.

That science class is such a bag of ass.

by Damienny April 27, 2017

douche bag

Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.

Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.

"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."

"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."

Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals

by capnbarfy October 13, 2011

blizzard bags

An extreme case of blue balls

"Hey man my bitch left me with blizzard bags"

"Damn Casey, blizzard bags are the worst"

by T-Doll March 4, 2014

hockey bag

The smelliest shit on earth that even febreeze can't handle. Never get into a car if someone says, "Hey, I've got wet gear in the back. Hope you don't mind."

source - hockey player who has to ride 2 hours to and from practice

"Yo, I bet my hockey bag smells worse than yours ya muffin!"

by chronodos May 31, 2016

bag reflex

The feeling you get when you see a nice body ruined by an ugly face.

I got arrested for attempted murder after she misinterpreted my bag reflex.

by Rugged Rieley January 23, 2008