Get Tailed!

to say:fuck off piss off

the boy has to get tailed otherwise he would get a beating from the other boyz!

Get tailed boy!

we must get tailed!

by The dopest December 5, 2007

tailfeather

A bandana that is hung from one's beltloop in paintball. its a very agg trend.

look at gator with that pink tailfeather!

by Agg Muppet Mower December 20, 2004

tailbed

The combination of a pick up trucks tailgate and truck bed as a whole

Did you see that rednecks truck he had trump and the American flag painted on the tailbed

by Seamus O'hara December 12, 2020

Micro-tails

Mixed shots. Weak shots, due to diluting the liquor with other mixers or chasers, thus reducing the amount of actual liquor, and defeating the purpose of doing shots. Therefore.....they're more like miniature cocktails instead of actual shots.

Alex, do you realize the real way to take shots is pure liquor? This cranberry, filling the space of prospective vodka in my shot glass is really turning these into more of micro-tails versus real shots.

by MFierce August 6, 2010

Shirt Tailed

When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional

Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.

I need to go home, I just shirt tailed myself in the men's room.

by DL & CP for UD November 26, 2014

A Doin' A Tailspin

It's like gettin' freaky. If you know what I'm sayin'.

Like..

If this planes a doin' a tailspin, don't come a knockin'.

by Dangermode September 23, 2006

Tailhook

While you're taking a shit and suddenly get hard. Your dick has nowhere to go and keeps getting stuck on the front of the toilet like a tailhook catches a plane on an aircraft carrier.

"Man, I was sitting down taking a shit and thinking of this hot ass girl from work and totally popped a tailhook!"

"Don't ever poopsterbate, cuz then you'll have to deal with that tailhook"

poopsterbate rusty tailhook mudflap

by Slothy11 April 12, 2014