Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head

by Brick Frick November 30, 2017

A blue mountain state

When someone on your sports team has a hot sister so you all bang her for good luck

Luke: have you seen Marko's sister

Tony: no why
Luke: i heard the basketball team pulled A blue mountain state on her

Tony:that must have been a long and hard night

by DirtyDan40 November 21, 2016

dildo mountain

A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours

I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.

by Yakthis May 01, 2023

Mountain pac

A pound of marijuana weighed out to 455. Usually done to account for any weight missing due to giving out samples and or loss of water weight.

Johnnys got mountain pacs on deck all day.

by Tromboneplaya October 11, 2023

mountain did

a bottle or can of mountain dew that at one point contained the beverage but now contains either nothing or a mystery liquid.

"dude get me a dew."
"Na man. we only got some mountain dids in the trash"

by james blissenbach(dj's friend) November 23, 2008

Chocolate Mountain

A huge pile of shit too large to flush.

"Who left this steaming chocolate mountain in the toilet? It's practically level with the seat."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe July 06, 2022

mountain bomb

Marijuana grown in the mountains, typically hidden in state parks or Forrest land

Person 1: where did you go last night
Person 2: we went to harvest some mountain bomb

by Flatline_442 June 29, 2020