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Piss Test

Name of an alcoholic drink that combines vodka (usually inexpensive) with Mountain Dew. Usually made out of a lack of other mixers left in the fridge.
Dude, were out of orange juice. Want to just make a couple of piss tests? I won't tell anyone.
by RememberSammyJankis September 23, 2017
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A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"
Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.
by HuntingLife September 8, 2021
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test

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test
by Death To Islam December 9, 2025
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colour blind test

stop, this isn't a browser >:(
by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021
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Authenticity Testing

Implying that someone's position on an issue or activism and volunteering is not because of a genuine held belief or passion around the issue but because they want something else like coochie or validation. People who authenticity test are usually just bad people and accuse others of being fake because they have a hard time living their values without external incentive, so they assume that others are the same way.

This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.
Guy 1: You care about period pad scarcity as a man, you're such a male pick me.

Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.

Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.

Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.
by Freud's Evil Cousin June 8, 2024
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blooben test

The blueberry based test that could be correct or could be incorrect. Who knows
Scar: "what is the blooben test? "
Grian: "... Please hold"
by Misahkay March 26, 2024
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Crash Test Gummy

An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.
I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.
by Arnie Grape June 9, 2021
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