Sam's Law

Sam's Law

Sam's Law: the first person to say something offensive without actually being honest enough to say "GFU"

Dave violated Sam's law when When Elie Said "Go Fudge yourself and die David" and David responded, "Elie I respect your right to free speech."

by @DoctorMalibu November 22, 2013

Monkey Sam

Term for a particular individual who likes to show off his talents of climbing trees and other objects to impress a certain girl

Boy #1 would you look at that! Monkey Sam!
Boy #2 ah yes, monkey see, monkey do...

by Gavin the lost September 7, 2020

SAM HARRIS

The act of a homosexual defecating in a womans vagina so he can pretend shes a man

Seen a priest perform a SAM HARRIS on a young Nun last night and all the boys had gone home

by Taniwha angler March 20, 2020

Rev Sam

n. (1) HUGE FAGGOT
(2) Worthless gimmick poster

Rev Sam is a useless poster.

by The SA forums. April 27, 2003

dessert sam

Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.

Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Dessert Sammed me you asshole!

Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.

by Bugimus J. Bug September 17, 2006

The Yosemite Sam

While having butthole pleasures with a girl on her period you remove her tampon and swipe it across her upper lip.

During sex while aunt flo was visiting I administered The Yosemite Sam

by krhhouston July 9, 2009

uncle sam

Taking feshafide (shitty) underware and putting them on someones head while they are resting.

One night when I was wasted at a college party, after mak'n lov' to this skanky ho i gave her a uncle sam

by samsonite July 20, 2003