This urban derivative of the classically weird scottish pastime involves unlacing your shoes so that they rest loosely on the foot and then kicking them towards hard-to-reach objects such as "on top of cabinet" or "directly under park bench"
Courses may be defined anywhere within the built environment, but this sport is believed to have started in Crossroads Mall on the east side of Seattle, WA.
Players take turns kicking their shoes towards the "hole" beginning with the player whose shoe is currently the furthest from the hole.
A spin-off of this game was recently developed that can be likened to the shoe-golf analog of a driving range. In this version, 2-4 players reach a comfortable undulation on a playground swingset and then attempt to match timing, finesse, and stealthy arodynamic shoe design by kicking off their shoe at the very apex of their swing, seeing who can achieve the greatest distance in shoe-flight.
Courses may be defined anywhere within the built environment, but this sport is believed to have started in Crossroads Mall on the east side of Seattle, WA.
Players take turns kicking their shoes towards the "hole" beginning with the player whose shoe is currently the furthest from the hole.
A spin-off of this game was recently developed that can be likened to the shoe-golf analog of a driving range. In this version, 2-4 players reach a comfortable undulation on a playground swingset and then attempt to match timing, finesse, and stealthy arodynamic shoe design by kicking off their shoe at the very apex of their swing, seeing who can achieve the greatest distance in shoe-flight.
"We met at the westlake center and enjoyed some starbucks followed by some panda express, but even these delights did not sate our thirst for adventure. We dismayed briefly upon discovering we posessed no footbag, but our melancholy did not last long, as a raucous game of 9-hole shoe golf immediately began.
by stubble February 2, 2009
Get the shoe golfmug. When a partner is having sexual intercourse with lots of people (Each grain of sand represents a person) and filling or being filled like sand in a shoe.
by CarparkJohn April 23, 2018
Get the sandy shoemug. Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.
“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.
Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
by BB29576 April 21, 2023
Get the Beef Stew in my Shoemug. by Mechacrazie2k August 9, 2005
Get the shoe channelmug. A term used to a in denial gay man, who wears different coloured shoes of the same design at the same time. He claims this to be him expressing his individuality but in reality it’s his subconscious expression his closeted gayness.
“Oh here there he is again ,Mr Funny shoes, if he was any deeper in his closet he would be in Narnia”
by Buddahsquirtmiester January 20, 2025
Get the Mr Funny Shoesmug. 1) Something thrown at a disobedient child
2) People often use this to step on people with chemotherapy in the brain.
3) In some cases licked
4) At times eaten as a side dish of socks
Aka: La chancel
2) People often use this to step on people with chemotherapy in the brain.
3) In some cases licked
4) At times eaten as a side dish of socks
Aka: La chancel
1. My mother through a shoe at my chemo infested head after licking it. Later on telling me to eat it with a side of socks.
by LayLicked July 16, 2019
Get the Shoemug. An alternative expression to ‘shitting ones self’. The fecal matter accidentally vacates the anus and slips down ones leg, until it reaches its final destination... the shoe.
by Carpet Bonce April 17, 2019
Get the Shoe Fullmug.