san andreas highway patrol

a group of queers that suck at being leo

jesus Christ san andreas highway patrol sucks ass.

by wowthatslegitness May 31, 2019

San Francisco snow day

GitHub.com or other primary source of cloud based source control is down, rendering a development staff unable to submit code updates.

"Where is our dev staff going?"

"We can't push or pull code today, it's a San Francisco snow day."

by gina the hyena June 4, 2016

San Francisco Toot and Scoot

Right after fucking a chick, fart in her face and then escape on your scooter in a haze of ass vapour

Bro 1: Bro, 30 seconds after I nutted in Latoya’s snatch last night in the Bay Area I gave her the San Francisco Toot and Scoot

Bro 2: Bro what’s that?

Bro 1: I pumped her face full of my ass and then I dipped on my scooter

by Filch75 January 17, 2020

San Francisco Car Wash

Having intercourse while rolling around the streets of San Francisco during a rainstorm.

Tom - "Dam there sure is a lot of shit on the streets today"
Betty - "It's supposed to rain today, we should do a San Francisco Car Wash"

by OzloTheProfessorOfWords April 8, 2022

The Ol San Francisco treat

A San Francisco treat is when you save all your nail clippings for weeks, then when you are having sex with a partner, pull out, ejaculate on their face then throw the clippings hard enough to stick to their face....Uncle Ben would be proud

It took me three months, but I was finally able to surprise my girlfriend with the ol San Francisco Treat.

by mighkey November 4, 2022

San Marino Kick Off

A tactic in "Rocket League" where you leave your net open during a KICKOFF to allow your opponent to score.

"Yo Luke, do the San Marino Kick Off."

by Nxah June 2, 2023

Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass

For the love of god please stop fucking posting about sans Undertale it’s giving me internal seizures

Asgores bette- why are there vegetables at my front door

Dumbass:“hy sns ooderteil s bst chrcter1!!1 *starts twerking furiously*

Me : please shut the fuck up my mind is currently trying to comprehend the stupidity of your existence alone I can’t take any more

Also asgores soundtrack is better

Oh and

Example 2:

Sans: kids make me hard

Me: I’m going to turn you into bone meal if you don’t fucking stop talking you pearly albino version of Jeffrey Dhammer
Asgore: I kill kids cause they’re fucking stupid and come here themselves
Me: ikr fkn dumbasses

Oh yeah and Sans Undertale is a fucking dumbass

by Theworldsendingandigive0shits May 9, 2023