A shady institution that is pompous and hardly the image it sheds upon people. An exemplary of Southern Hypocrisy. Also you can't get into the college without being not very aesthetically pleasing and a <50% on the Rice Purity Test.
Person A: Man I proposed to Scarlett and she said yes. The next day she ran off with Billy the Cowboy.
Person B: That's so typical of her because she went to Rice University. All of them never tell you the truth.
Person C: Southern Haaaarvaaaard is just a joke. I bet all the Professors at Rice University failed their Rice Purity Tests to get tenured.
Person D: RPT RPT! RPT RPT! RPT RPT! Oh! Aha Aha!
Person B: That's so typical of her because she went to Rice University. All of them never tell you the truth.
Person C: Southern Haaaarvaaaard is just a joke. I bet all the Professors at Rice University failed their Rice Purity Tests to get tenured.
Person D: RPT RPT! RPT RPT! RPT RPT! Oh! Aha Aha!
by anonymous May 3, 2025
Get the Rice Universitymug. by jdncsdncs;od April 14, 2015
Get the elaina ricemug. 
by Squints2316 December 16, 2022
Get the Slapping ricemug. When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.
Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.
by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP December 16, 2022
Get the Fried Rice Syndromemug. Rice stands for Race inspired cosmetic enhancements. These would be spoilers big enough to knock over a stop light that have no aerodynamic benefits, cheap hubcaps made to replicate rims such as volks, Drop center BBS ect. 24 inch chrome rims on cars like a Civic or camry, Ugly or stupid looking vinyls, ugly non functional body kits or wide bodys, neon lights, speakers that fill the whole trunk.
an example of non rice would be a clean Honda Civic 18 inch volk rims a few stickers here and there lowered an inch or two and most of the money put into the engine.
an example of non rice would be a clean Honda Civic 18 inch volk rims a few stickers here and there lowered an inch or two and most of the money put into the engine.
Civic Owner: ok Pay up you lost
Sentra Owner: How the hell did you beat me i don't get it YO
Civic Owner: Maybe you shouldn't spent $900 dollars on that spoiler of you'res
Sentra Owner: But it makes it faster YO
Civic Owner: Not with the small power you have it's just RICE
Sentra Owner: How the hell did you beat me i don't get it YO
Civic Owner: Maybe you shouldn't spent $900 dollars on that spoiler of you'res
Sentra Owner: But it makes it faster YO
Civic Owner: Not with the small power you have it's just RICE
by TurboBro March 12, 2013
Get the Ricemug. by Gracieissocool June 14, 2016
Get the ricemug.