Pre-Unload

When you have a date with REALLY hot chick and you want to have more staying power.

Me: I've got a date with Rebeeca tonight

Friend: You better pre-unload. She's so hot I shoot my wad in 5 minutes just thinking about her!

by 1ezlife October 2, 2010

Pre-Taint

The space between your dick and Balls. The connecting skin.

Jim:Lick my Pre-Taint Girl!

Sarah: mmm.

by Amatory December 29, 2016

Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.

Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

Pre-hab

A regimen of strength training and conditioning in preparation for a surgical procedure, usually orthopedic, designed to speed recovery.

The reason her recovery went so well and that she was back to playing tennis so soon was that she did her pre-hab.

by erlichmanr October 14, 2018

pre-retrospect

The act of realizing some deed or idea will result in an unfortunate outcome, but going along with said deed or idea anyway.

In pre-retrospect, buying a shit ton of cheap vodka instead of beer was a bad idea.

by PeachieSoKeen November 19, 2011

Pre-Nipple

The area around a woman's nipple ;

areola

Yeah girl, my pre-nipple is pretty dark.

by @Pre-Nippke May 15, 2018

pre-core

before hardcore and after softcore. pre-core is hard on the outside and soft inside.

"Omg, he thinks he is so hard, he's just pre-core though!"

by xIzzyx January 21, 2006