Pissing something

Pissing something is the act of causing piss to be absorbed by an object while using it for its intended purpose, as a consequence of pissing yourself, without the need for intentionally directing the stream, as opposed to pissing on something.

It counts as pissing something to piss my pants. It does not count as pissing something to piss on my pants.

by Michael Cranklin January 3, 2021

Piss Trout

Some Canadian who always complains about warlocks life tapping because they aren't skilled enough to heal them

This piss trout is complaining again because he cant manage his mana

by goocifer January 24, 2020

Bitch piss

A bitch piss is when you have the urgent sensation to urinate and when you finally do, only a small amount of urine is released.

Dude I was in an important meeting that I could not leave, when it was over I rushed to the restroom and only took a bitch piss.

by XepicnoobX December 8, 2016

The Church of Piss

The church in which those who sit around it are mesmerized and are turned in to a transcended form. It is stated that those who come to the church every Tuesday instead of eating tacos are rewarded with a cup of piss in there hand within a chalice. Those who receive it may drink from the chalice and they may see a blessed video of the legend himself known as sodahead 13.

"What are you doing today?"
"I'm going to the church and try and get some piss."
"Oh, the Church of Piss!"

by haha pee pee uh oh stinky poo September 30, 2019

pissed off

Gone away, disappeared

That little shit has pissed off in the boat again .
The bum has pissed off to the beach

by jonmarksearle May 5, 2016

Perfect Piss

The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.

Gary: Hurry up!!!
John: Don't worry, I'll take the perfect piss.
Gary: Wow, that was fast!!

by fitz6278 October 2, 2011

Piss Annoying

When someone is so damn fucking annoying, you could fire several shots through you skull and live just to feel the pain as it'd be better than whatever the person is doing, whilst the lead is still lodged in your temple you wish upon a migraine from the holy gods just to comfort the sheer annoying pain of whatever the person is doing.

"Oh my, Brenda was so piss annoying yesterday I wanted to literally kill myself!"

by NinjaTunass February 9, 2015