pecker

1. a definition for the end of a cigarette that has been bent in a way it looks like a beak. this stops smoke pouring ito your face when the cigarette goes small.
2. somebody with a particulary small penis.

1. look i changed my longee into a pecker!
2. oi u know will stocker has a pecker? he's also a bald eagle.

by huw janus! hahahaha May 13, 2005

puerta rican pecker

one whose pecker(penis)is mexican or has salsa on for a female to lick off.

Linda told you to get your fricken puerta rican pecker off of her.

by Ron Allen February 7, 2008

peckerwad

Derogatory term for individual exhibiting seemingly inexplicable annoying behavior, esp. when same appears based in ignorance. Derived from southern U.S. Colloquialism for smegma.

A driver comments after the driver ahead of him on the freeway has hit his brakes for the third time in three minutes for no apparent reason “What the hell is that peckerwad hitting his brakes for?”

by southernravin July 31, 2006

penis packer

like fudge packer but more offensive

hey you penis packers get back to work

by MarMyd June 29, 2007

fudge packer

(noun) Someone who is has a body fat content considerably above average. It complements the phrase "chewin toffee" which describes a fat person's buttocks as he/she walks. Usually a female as they tend to have more fat on their buttocks.

Check that fudge packer, her arse is chewin toffee.

by cherylswrong February 25, 2011

back-packers

Airline passengers who, upon boarding, discover that there is no overhead storage available in close proximity to their assigned seat and who then place an item or items somewhere aft of their seat, necessitating a return against the boarding flow to regain their seats. After landing, they have to fight their way back during disembarkation to retrieve their belongings.

Despite repeated pleas to "Excuse me," furrowed brows and sighs of disgust met the back-packers as they made their way aft, displacing anxious passengers eager to deplane, to retrieve their luggage from the overhead compartments.

by Tad McDonald February 8, 2009

turtle pecker

A turtle pecker describes any man's penis that is more of a grower than a shower. A penis that when seen limp appears to not have a head at all because it is tucked into the foreskin.

I am not sure that I will be able to fuck Kevin again, after we finished and he was getting dressed, I noticed that he had a turtle pecker!

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017