Part one

Part one of my two-part definitions

This is part one.

by hifsdf54654654 May 5, 2020

One Whitman

A boy promoting “mindfulness” activity done by a high school

Guy: “ I ain’t trying to deal with One Whitman today”
Everyone: “One Whitman everybody knows the rules”

by JuanTwo November 18, 2019

one swiper

The rare occurrence of only needing one swipe of toilet paper to completely clean your arse after taking a shite.

Jim: "How did that shite go for ye?"

John: "Great, it was a one swiper"

Jim: "Can't bate them"

by rupertthebear March 13, 2014

the one-nine

Slang term for CoViD-19, especially when experienced as an illness by an individual.

Sal caught the one-nine and was out of commission for three weeks.

by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020

One for the homies

While having anal sex, you take a swig of your alcholic drink, pull out and very quickly pour some in your partners' ass before it snaps shut.

Last night when I was with my woman, I pulled a One for the homies with some champagne. She will now forever be known as bubbley butt!

by Top tier June 5, 2019

fumble on the one

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

by incognicola December 27, 2011

cut one

to fart; a small explosion between the legs.

after eating a big bowl if chili, Frand cut one.

by dardardar69 October 26, 2003