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Nut Physics

Nut Physics is the physics of the nut. The true package. It makes you feel accomplished once you have learned about it and you become smart. Life comes and goes (pun intended), so you only have one chance to learn about nut physics. The physics of the nut is exquisite and it is an admirable field of research that can make you billions of dollars. Currently, nut physicists like snaggopal Sr. is studying how fire wizards use the power of the nut to attack.
Ash Ketchum: Yo did you see that attack Charizard used?

Misty: Hell yeah, that flamethrower was cool! The nut velocity was insane on that one! I'm an avid nut scientist.
Ash Ketchum: The fuck?
Misty: You don't know Nut Physics? Yea I can tell you aren't a snagger.
by yetsgooo April 3, 2022
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Memory Nut

A nut busted vicariously through the memory of an experience and / or recently viewed photography
Guy 1: „Hey dawg, let me see your girl‘s nudes!“

Guy 2: „I‘d show you if she‘d let me screenshot, she had me busting memory nuts the whole time!“
by demonicdennis February 6, 2018
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nut stroke

When you nut so hard you have a stroke.
Hey bro my gf made me have a nut stroke.
by Twisted' Doctor March 2, 2018
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nut-jacker

A woman who steals a man's nut, manhood, mojo, independence, or moxy, and puts it on a shelf in a jar.
James hasn't been the same since Amy came home. That wench is a total nut-jacker.
by Brewski Coletski September 24, 2008
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Power nut

When u bus a fat fuckin nut and she keeps succin... but this time u bus 5 gallons worth of nut...
“Babe im finished... babe stop.... STOP... SToP.... BITCH STOP IM GONNA POWER NUT!!”
by Ihavegunga59 July 17, 2019
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supersonic nut

When for whatever reason, you become so suddenly and quickly aroused that you gain a full-length erection that breaks the sound barrier, and you immediately nut.
Damn, she's so sexy, she didn't just make me nut, she made me supersonic nut.
by FloorHam December 6, 2016
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joey nutted

when your friend busts a nut
yo look bryan just joey nutted
by jahee nutt September 23, 2017
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