Nut gloop

cum

I spread my nut gloop all over her booty like a boss.

by N-NANI?! June 28, 2018

Nut Puff

The small pussy willow looking protrusion that use to be a neutered male cats ball sack.

“With his legs spread apart and right leg pointed to the sky, Mr. Skibbles cleansed his nut puff”

by Crispie Critter July 12, 2018

Spaghetti Nut

The stringy jizz left over when you take a piss after you bust a nut.

I finished jerking off to Mia Khalifa, and after I went to take a piss there was some Spaghetti Nut hanging around.

by _Luke_Ass_ February 5, 2019

Nut Slushie

A nut slushie is when a male ejaculates into a plastic bag and freezes it into a slush like constancy.

Brock: Bro, I gotta get a new freezer.
Tom: Why?
Brock: I forgot all about my Nut Slushie!

by GangW33d September 23, 2018

Dookie nut

When one sits In a males lap, grinds their butt firmly Into the mans groin and rips a hard fart making their nuts smell like dookie.

To get back at her boyfriend for a prank she sat in his lap enticingly and gave him a bad set of dookie nuts

by Mattychomper September 28, 2018

Nut Gnat

Nut Gnats. Real or imagined itchy insects/bites a man scratches for hours through his crotch clothing most often while relaxing, watching TV or hanging on the couch with his girlfriend.

Girl: "why are you playing with your balls just sitting here watching TV". Guy: "Just scratching my nut gnat bites honey".

by MbyDesign October 2, 2018

Bophadese Nuts

A play on the phrase "Both of these nuts."

Have you heard the story about Bophadese? It's a story about a man with a peanut plantation, it's called "Bophadese Nuts"

by The Bophadese Nuts Guy May 25, 2018