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Steve Job Special

When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.
Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!
by NickTheMacedonian November 27, 2024
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Steve

A wonderful loving man who makes you smile. A best friend and lover in one. Sometimes harsh but always knows what to say and how to say it. He inspires loyalty and devotion from those around him. The man who others rely on but at times he will need someone to rely on and when he does he always turns to the same person.
Actually, Steve thinks he is a mature “man” aka a little boy over compensating for everything because he feels inferior to others due to his height and mediocre degree from a very below average university. Believes that he is the smartest guy in the room. Begins practicing martial arts in order to give himself a purpose but really just wants to use it as a conversation piece to appear stronger, bigger and more masculine. Has not gotten laid in the last 12 months, so he gives up masturbating and porn to justify the fact that he cannot get laid.

A short person, someone who has no reason to live. He’s got little hands and little eyes and walks around tellin' great big lies. He’s got a little nose and tiny little teeth.
Did you hear about Steve? That short guy from the Bagel Boss video who got his beat?
by Average Height Matt July 12, 2019
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live like Steve

Verb / \ 'liv\ The act of purposely acquiring or purchasing clothing, jewelry or accessories for the sole purpose of satisfying the deep seated desire to be "Steve"
Greg: Wow, you just bough a new Rolex. That's same one Steve has.
Judd: Are you sure it's the same? I would hate to have the same watch as Steve
Greg: I'm nearly certain that's Steve's watch
Judd: Yeah, truth be told, I wanna "live like Steve"
by Lil Won October 19, 2017
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Steve murray

An up and "coming" pornstar who frequents Wawa's in the Somerdale NJ area...
He is often seen with his Mexican Filipino friend Rob.
I saw Steve Murray at Wawa. Yeah, he was probably trying to use his fame to get a discount on a panini...
by pseudo swede January 21, 2017
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cassidy and steve

the worlds cutest couple. these two people are meant to be together. they're perfect for each other and shouldn't let anything keep them apart
-do you see that couple over there?

-yeah they look happy like cassidy and steve
by beebeex3 August 14, 2012
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Steve Dahl

A person that ruins stuff a lot of other people enjoy.
by RichaMar August 27, 2019
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Steve jobs party

A Steve Jobs Party,is when you and your lady/gentleman friend are watching a movie (probably the one about Steve jobs with Ashton Cutcher). And Your a lil cold. So you both put on your best turtle neck sweaters. And after a while longer you two start getting hot and heavy(still wearing your turtle necks) And that my friends is a Steve Jobs Party.
"Yo bro Stacie came over last night and we watched jobs with Ashton Cutcher "
"Was it a good movie"
"Nah,we got bored and had a Steve Jobs Party "
"Nice bro!!"
by CJG753 January 14, 2018
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