The Tomato Soup Kitchen

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female whom must be on her period (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the vagina).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.

This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Tomato Soup Kitchen.

by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022

soup dog kelsey

soup dog kelsey is a amazing person and a very good friend 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺‼️ i hope this postes i’ve made like 10

you: “i don’t follow soup dog kelsey”
me: “go follow her now she’s better then you🙄☝🏼“

by jaeorsomething June 2, 2021

Hot Lieu Soup

When someone serves you food that looks like two mailmen jizzed in a bowl that was already full of mayonaise.

"Excuse me, waitress, but I believe I ordered the French Onion, not whatever 'this' is. But it looks like Hot Lieu Soup!"

by Sandwich McFritos June 8, 2022

Soup Can Pyro

A version of the Pyro from tf2 (aka team fortress 2

I hunted a Soup Can Pyro then ate it, and it was delicious

by Oberober99 May 14, 2021

albanian steam soup

When 2 participants lock themselves in a sauna, and attempt to floss one another with hand towels until becoming overwhelmed by steam and sweat. Then proceed to wrestle with their eyes closed.

After an intense workout, usually we hit the sauna for some “Albanian steam soup”.

by McGrizzles May 26, 2019

Soup Can on a Grill

There is those who know about soup can on a grill, and those who don't know about soup can on a grill.

Greyson does not know about soup can on a grill!

by lehoofer August 17, 2023

Split Cheek Soup

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..

1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup

by Hot Dog Goblin December 21, 2019