by brosive November 03, 2010
A modified version of the original Ninja - A sex position where a dildo and a Clapper are needed. With the lights off, proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman then pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then with two firm reverberant slaps on the buttocks, the lights will automatically turn on - then proceed to punch her in the face and yell, " I'M A LAZY NINJA!!!".
This is good for all ages - no need to search for the light switch.
This is good for all ages - no need to search for the light switch.
by The barn January 29, 2011
An emo ninja is generally a emo kid who goes around going 'omgosh ninjas are so cool they make me want to crap my pants!!!'
they talk about their 'awsome' ninja 'skills' and have pretend ninja fight with their emo friends
they talk about their 'awsome' ninja 'skills' and have pretend ninja fight with their emo friends
Jim: hahaha i will kick yo ASS with my awsome emo ninja skills
Kate: NOWAY cuz my emo ninja skills are so way more, like SKILLFULL than yours!!!
Kate: NOWAY cuz my emo ninja skills are so way more, like SKILLFULL than yours!!!
by Viksta November 22, 2005
A peron in a gang,who has indeed lost so many brain cells that they think they belong to a Japanese night hitmen.
Yo nigga miky's so stupid. He think hes a street ninja, foo'! Oh can I be one, yea start by hittin' this!
by omar March 31, 2004
to run into a room and jump on the room's occupants while naked or mostly naked while yelling "PORN NINJA!" and "I'M A KARATE DUDE!" at the top of your lungs. rubbing of your naked bits onto the person in the room is strongly advised.
doing ninja-like flying kicks is also appropriate.
made popular by Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz in the video Release the Bats.
usually done when drunk, high, or just crazy.
doing ninja-like flying kicks is also appropriate.
made popular by Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz in the video Release the Bats.
usually done when drunk, high, or just crazy.
"i was laying on my bed reading a book and Sally came in and porn ninjaed me!"
"Really? to what level?"
"she rubbed her naked body all over me and did flying kicks at my head!"
"Really? to what level?"
"she rubbed her naked body all over me and did flying kicks at my head!"
by Lali Pop June 25, 2007
by jilldo December 28, 2003
A person who eats a food that is generally detarmined as a noisy food e.g crisps with a strange silence. This person does not have to be asian.
I was sittin in the cinema and i heard every word. It must of been filled with crisp ninjas or summin.
by Henry O November 01, 2007