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fag ninja

a person who is sneaky enough to stick his abnormaly large penis in your ass while your asleep.
dude: hey why are you limping?
friend: i got a fag ninja last night.
dude: damn that sucks!
by brosive November 3, 2010
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Fionna Ninja

A fionna ninja is AWESOME!!!! It is only given to you. The person that has a H in the begging of his or her name is a fionna ninja.

There is also a monkey ninja, THE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD !!!!!! They are the best climbers and very sneaky😁
Random dude: Helena is a fionna ninja!!!

Another dude: yea!!!
by Fionna ninja May 7, 2013
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Emo Ninja

An emo ninja is generally a emo kid who goes around going 'omgosh ninjas are so cool they make me want to crap my pants!!!'
they talk about their 'awsome' ninja 'skills' and have pretend ninja fight with their emo friends
Jim: hahaha i will kick yo ASS with my awsome emo ninja skills
Kate: NOWAY cuz my emo ninja skills are so way more, like SKILLFULL than yours!!!
by Viksta November 22, 2005
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street ninja

A peron in a gang,who has indeed lost so many brain cells that they think they belong to a Japanese night hitmen.
Yo nigga miky's so stupid. He think hes a street ninja, foo'! Oh can I be one, yea start by hittin' this!
by omar March 31, 2004
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porn ninja

to run into a room and jump on the room's occupants while naked or mostly naked while yelling "PORN NINJA!" and "I'M A KARATE DUDE!" at the top of your lungs. rubbing of your naked bits onto the person in the room is strongly advised.
doing ninja-like flying kicks is also appropriate.
made popular by Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz in the video Release the Bats.
usually done when drunk, high, or just crazy.
"i was laying on my bed reading a book and Sally came in and porn ninjaed me!"

"Really? to what level?"

"she rubbed her naked body all over me and did flying kicks at my head!"
by Lali Pop July 25, 2007
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ninja please

like nigga please, but for slick folk.
means i don't think so
"you think that chick is hot?ninja, please!"
by jilldo December 27, 2003
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crisp ninja

A person who eats a food that is generally detarmined as a noisy food e.g crisps with a strange silence. This person does not have to be asian.
I was sittin in the cinema and i heard every word. It must of been filled with crisp ninjas or summin.
by Henry O November 21, 2007
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