I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.
Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.
Smart Idea.
Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.
Smart Idea.
by ecargvas October 12, 2021
Get the Slap Your Dirtiest Minded Friend Daymug. a phrase brought into this world by Ave (not Ben) that is similar to brain fart, just more exciting.
It usually takes place during a brain malfunctioning and or pause/erosion of a thought process which can cause random replacement thoughts.
It usually takes place during a brain malfunctioning and or pause/erosion of a thought process which can cause random replacement thoughts.
Ave: "VSHVZB boobs HUHHHH"
Ave: "..."
Sky: "What are you saying"
Ave: "My bad, that was a mind orgasm"
Sky: "You have way too many of those. Also, that phrase is so smart and definitely created by you and not Ben. So amazing!!"
Ave: "..."
Sky: "What are you saying"
Ave: "My bad, that was a mind orgasm"
Sky: "You have way too many of those. Also, that phrase is so smart and definitely created by you and not Ben. So amazing!!"
by aveous July 7, 2022
Get the Mind orgasmmug. Only being able to repeat opinions and viewpoints which are fed to someone through television, news or school. Rather than having actual opinions and viewpoints from independent and/or critical thought.
“Is your friend still wearing a mask when going to the shop?” ”Yeah he’s completely matrix minded.”
“It’s not possible debating these people, they are so matrix minded they don’t even understand any viewpoint that hasn’t been on the news positively.”
“It’s not possible debating these people, they are so matrix minded they don’t even understand any viewpoint that hasn’t been on the news positively.”
by Jplz June 16, 2023
Get the Matrix Mindedmug. by scaredrat March 12, 2023
Get the Fast Mindmug. the feeling of delirium; inability to think hard on something without being *blocked* by your brain.
Yo I fapped for 4 hours yesterday night so I'm clouded asf (implicit)
m8 I want to get mind clouded so bad today, you got any decent porn? (past tense of mind clouding)
m8 I want to get mind clouded so bad today, you got any decent porn? (past tense of mind clouding)
by Vinhbui1 May 12, 2018
Get the mind cloudingmug. "bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"
"no u"
by mommymilkerman December 10, 2022
Get the hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkiesmug. When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
Get the Neumann Mind-Fuckmug.