Hire Mike Brown

To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.

Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.

by Pseudo Decathalon June 19, 2010

Dirty Mike and the Boys

A group of homeless men in New York City who break into a car and have an orgy, also known as a Soup Kitchen.

They leave a note: "Thanks for the F-Shack. -Dirty Mike and the Boyz". Generally leave used condoms in the seats.

Aw man! Dirty Mike and the Boys were in my car last night....my car's ruined!

by Dirty Mike359 January 15, 2011

Mike Larry Draw

A phrase was coined from Bronxdale Projects in the Bronx, NY.
Ive heard numerous people use this term in an Street art sort of way and I was surprise that it wasn't in the urban dictionary.

The phrase is an INJUNCTION
1. stands for confidence or sign of defiance towards someones negative statement.(Wishing away negativity) To not give in to defeat.
belief in oneself and one's powers or abilities; self-confidence; self-reliance; assurance:

example
Im on My "Mike Larry Draw" right now

Im on My "Mike Larry Draw" ish right now.
Im about to "Mike Larry Draw" this show

by Anomaly Konglomerate July 5, 2017

Mike “The Mole” Pompeo

A nickname derived from the not-so-far-fetched possibility that the Trumpster’s US Secretary of State is actually a CIA operative who has been put in place to continuously monitor the Unglued One.

Although he strikes me as a pompous asshole, I’m thinking I should get my head straight and thank God we Americans have Mike “The Mole” Pompeo in there to keep Mr. T’s hands off the Nuclear Football!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

Mike Jones Syndrome

The repititon of the same thing over and over and over again. And then repeating it a few more times for good measure.

"Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, listen up dogs."
"Wow, you've got Mike Jones Syndrome"

by Phoenix Williams October 1, 2007

mike mo

To act/be a terrible person.

What are you? Some kind of mike mo?

by Marcel Mimely December 6, 2007

Mike Patten

Mike Patten is the bassit and singer of the band Achluo; Irish, big nosed person.

Mike Patten played at the Achluo concert.

by Mike Patten February 27, 2005