Mexican Sonagram

When a pregnant woman lays on her back and a man titty fucks her with his penis facing her feet. upon climax the man aims his load at her stomach, once it hits he gets up and rubs his penis in the mess on her stomach.

guy 1: So your wife is in her 3rd trimester now, has she gotten angry and hormonal with you at all?

guy 2: Yes, if fact at times its so bad the only way I can defend myself is my threatening her with a Mexican Sonagram.

by Jim Schmeckshner December 3, 2009

Mexican Sacktap

A hypothetical situation in which a large ring of gay men engaging in anal sex perform Newton's balls, creating a chain reaction that, with a little effort, can continue indefinitely around the circle like a Mexican Wave around a sporting field. There are no recorded occurrences of this.

'I started a Mexican Sacktap but it didn't make it around the circle because Bastian wasn't thrusting in time.'

by Authur C. Commons April 20, 2008

Mexican Thunderbutt

When you drink the water in Mexico and end up with bloody diarrhea for a week.

Jorge thought his case of Mexican Thunderbutt was the worst by-product of his bachelor party in Tijuana. If not for the Mexican Strikeout, perhaps he would have also remembered the crabs he got from a dirty Mexican hooker.

by KelleyRoss August 18, 2009

Not a Real Mexican

A "Not a Real Mexican" Is a Mexican that embraces their heritage and speaks Spanish but was not born in Mexico.

that person isn't a real Mexican he is a not a real mexican

by JOhnnnny apple May 29, 2018

Mexican Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

"Yo' Holmes, let's go get some Taco Bell and the give eachother Mexican Bowties for desert"

"Yo' essay, that be fucked up"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad November 1, 2006

mexican sweep

Meaning to merge across 2 or more lanes of traffic quickly, without signaling, and recklessly; often done when you suddenly realize you are in the completely wrong lane

'to sweep across lanes of traffic'

dude 1: Oh shit! You're going to have to get all the way over! we need to be in that far right turning lane!

dude 2: *swerves the car across 4 lanes of traffic to be in the correct lane*

dude 1: nice mexican sweep dude

by Patterson woot! April 10, 2009

mexican caviar

euphimism for black tar heroin

"I ate some mexican caviar last night, it was some primo shit"

by asperilla November 7, 2007