Back With the Milk

When someone who was once thought to be gone forever shows up again, often after several years.

This is a reference to the "dad went to the store to buy milk" trope. The punchline is that he abandons his family.

This is a subversion of that, meaning the dad finally comes back from the store after years of absence.

Person C has entered the chat

Person A: "Wait, you haven't been here since 2014, is it really you?"

Person B: "C is finally back with the milk."

by NOUSERNAMELEFT April 21, 2023

Glizzy Milk

That white creamy juice that shoots out the end of a Glizzy

“Don’t waste the Glizzy Milk on your socks dude, you can get paid for that”

by TheBorf December 20, 2022

Daddy's milk

Another way to say cum

Owen: what are you doing tonight

Landon: maybe getting some of daddy's milk

by Ethanwinterswastaken December 20, 2022

Skim Milking

When you stick ya dick ya dick in it

"I heard my father was Skim Milking my Boss"

by The Person That Made This September 8, 2023

Shame milk

Shame milk is the sad milk left over when a barista has accidentally steamed too much milk for a customers drink. Usually will be put into the shame cup which the barista will drink throughout their shift

“Awe man I steamed too much, guess I have to deal with my shame milk now :(“

by Shameful_barista October 4, 2023

milk wasted

When a baby drinks milk and instantly goes to sleep

I gave the baby some milk and she was just milk wasted

by Cashbeaste October 6, 2023

Spit Milk

When someone truly believes the festival they were talking about is not called spilt milk… they might need to go get their eyes checked!

1: did you see the line up for spit milk!
2: WHAT?¿
1: spit milk!
2: ‘eye roll’

by 7372872 July 12, 2023