mexican kitten

when one sticks thier tounge in anothers butt hole and repeatedly rolls it

Dood, i gave cynthia a mexican kitten last night and she loved it...but my tounge tastes like poop

by boob da qooq January 26, 2010

Not a Real Mexican

A "Not a Real Mexican" Is a Mexican that embraces their heritage and speaks Spanish but was not born in Mexico.

that person isn't a real Mexican he is a not a real mexican

by JOhnnnny apple May 29, 2018

mexican misfire

the act of a mexican-american male having sex with a female then finishing on her chest, but completely missing.

Hey Pablo, how did you mexican misfire those DDs?

by LeonPhelps234 May 13, 2010

Mexican Salsa

A mexican salsa is a variation of a cleveland steamer, but delivered in a much more liquid manner. The name is obtained both by the resemblance to, and the food needing to be consumed, to produce the mexican salsa.

You hear about Bill? He went to surprise his girlfriend by waking her up with a cleveland steamer, but he was out all night drinking and eating taco bell so it was more of a mexican salsa

by chadsexington November 13, 2012

Mexican Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

"Yo' Holmes, let's go get some Taco Bell and the give eachother Mexican Bowties for desert"

"Yo' essay, that be fucked up"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad November 1, 2006

mexican sweep

Meaning to merge across 2 or more lanes of traffic quickly, without signaling, and recklessly; often done when you suddenly realize you are in the completely wrong lane

'to sweep across lanes of traffic'

dude 1: Oh shit! You're going to have to get all the way over! we need to be in that far right turning lane!

dude 2: *swerves the car across 4 lanes of traffic to be in the correct lane*

dude 1: nice mexican sweep dude

by Patterson woot! April 10, 2009

Mexican Scrabble

When playing the board game Scrabble using overly simple, beginner's English words, like "cat", "home", "hi", "shoe", etc. Generally this is a result of low skill level or poor vocabulary.

Jake: (After counting up points at the end of the game) "Okay, final score is 254 points for me and 113 points for you. Looks like I just kicked your ass."

Dustin: "Damn.. I must have been playing Mexican Scrabble"

Jake: "No kidding, your biggest word was 'and'."

by superbre February 28, 2009