matt fossen

Matt is a big man normally weird but likes his meals hide open food or matt fossen will find you.

A giant was seen it must have been a matt fossen

by Big boy Johnson May 31, 2017

matt taco

A matt coat, that's applied on top to finish and conserve a design.
Can also have quick drying qualities making it a quick dry matt taco
Commomnly used in regards to nailpolish as established by Simply Nailogical on Youtube
Related to: glossy taco, holo taco, and quick dry taco

I'm using a matt taco, because I thought it looked cool with the neonness goin on.

by Deamonia July 15, 2017

Matt

A guy who likes to drink cups of tea and read the news paper, from time to time watched footy with the bois.

E.g that guys a total Matt

by Pandagonom April 8, 2021

Matt

it's an abbreviation of name caled Matthew.
Matty Matty, it's hard to tell who you are he's nice but can be jerk at the same time. He's a rake and clueles about what's going on around him. He's Smart but can be really silly sometimes. Like who are you dude?

Me:.....
Literally me:....
Matt:. Show me

by YouneverkmowwhereIhityou November 23, 2021

Matt HomeBush

This bloke rubs his large belly either circular motion or patting.

HomeBush will blow you away with the amount of Hot wind 🌬️ he dribbles

MATT HOMEBUSH "That's what the Bushman Reackons"

by Bushfucka101 March 6, 2022

a pirate matt

when you get a head from a girl while her stub is in your ass.

Jack is such a dirty dog, did you hear he did a pirate Matt with Eve last night.

by Dripping Faucet April 17, 2021

MATT Z

The most cancerous piece of shit player on runescape thinks he is good at vorago but is complete trash, gets out dpsed by the bomb tank as a dps and despite owning a noxious staff is a spud cunt and uses a wand of cywir elves with virtus book. No-one will ever pvm with him ever again if they want decent team. His ingame name is current tinderfella

Even with 120 invention I still can't invent a way to make Matt Z good at runescape.

by Tinder king Matt June 12, 2016