Lucas 

my boyfriend (we’re totally together)

My friend: So umm when are you gonna get a bf?
Me: Umm wdym i already have one..
My friend: OMG WHO
Me: Lucas
My friend: Dude… you know guys aren’t even dating…
Me: …
My friend: And you guys haven’t even talked in real life..
Me: …
My friend: He doesn’t even live here…
Me: …just let me and my pookie be delulu in peace

Lucas by thisistotallyarandomperson November 25, 2023

Lucas 

someone who is 100% going to make sure you’re safe when drunk

Me: *drunk
Lucas: *watching me

Lucas by thisistotallyarandomperson November 25, 2023

Lucas 

A dude who lives in an entire different country but still impacts your life and makes you like him more than most of your old boyfriends

Me: *giggling
My friend: It’s lucas again isn’t it
Me: …and what if it is
My friend: You definitely like him more than your current situationship y’all would be so cute together
Me: STOP don’t make me even more delulu, he’s going to be my worst heartbreak
My friend: 💀💀

Lucas by thisistotallyarandomperson November 25, 2023

Lucas 

A b-word

Lucas he is such a b-word

Lucas by zukilols November 27, 2023

Lucas 

a man who has such a large dumpy that it generates its own gravitational force and bends space time around itself so much that even being in close proximity would immediately incapacitate anyone who dares venture into his voluptuousness.

woah Lucas has a larger dumpy than Kim Kardashian.

Lucas by jjams November 28, 2023

Lucas 

a dickhead

FUCK YOU LUCAS

Lucas by malcom willis December 4, 2023

lucas 

a rlly great person. rlly funny and sweet. good friend to have!

lucas is the best

fr

lucas by yooooitsmeee December 6, 2023