A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.
by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019
Jordan is typically a dumb cunt, Is the SSO and will stop at nothing to tell everyone he’s the SSO when In uniform Jordan stinks and can not wear it properly.
by Yahboi69696969 April 01, 2019
Jordan has the biggest weiner in all of history, and yes you guessed it it’s even better than Maikas. They’re dick is so massive women bow down and praise the all powerful Jordan
by NotJordanshh December 10, 2021
Jordan is usually i person you most of the time don’t want to fuck with, considering he is a big liar, very toxic, and don’t give a fuck about nobody but himself. But don’t get me wrong he can be a sweetie when he wants to, he knows how to spoil his girl and i guess somewhat treat her right. But most of you need a jordan in your life.
Oh my gosh there goes Jordan!!
by Nbemis January 23, 2022
Backstabber, Usually fake ,not a good friend, is rude and also has no morals and is usually gay and most likely a horse
by Hola54 December 08, 2019
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by RemovePork May 19, 2022