Jason

JASON is the definition of gay.

Example: Jason walks into a bar and you see him and automatically think wow he is gay!

by Jas0n b0rne April 11, 2024

Jason

Jason is a dude, he has very good luck because he get good at everything. He is good at math and Chinese. Jason is jason he likes giving you hugs i think. Jason is cool and is nice to have him in life cause he sometimes will give you candy so you will never starve to death :)

Jason give me food

by Heheheholan November 7, 2020

jason blunt

two hits spread out in one blunt. extremely gapped and not smooth hitting

p1: bro that didn’t even get me anywhere

p2: probably because he rolled a jason blunt

by cartchiefer November 16, 2025

Jason Massara

A goated ass teacher that let's you use your phones in class and gave me half his pretzel one time. Also a hardcore Republican

Jason Massara is goated

by GEMGD22_22 August 5, 2025

Jason Ford

A guy who's can't hold a relationship to save his life and is gonna die a virgin. He uses his truck as compensation and has an insatiable thirst for nicotine.

God that guy is such a Jason Ford

by Azclake February 12, 2020

Jason

Jason is short, white, ripped man with a backwards baseball cap and is 100% a fucking tool. Probably plays lacrosse or is at least a rich bastard going to USC on a fake lacrosse scholarship.

1: Yo, did you hear Jason got caught up in that USC scandal?
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.

by Uscjason March 30, 2019

Jason

When you hit a shot in golf, and the ball goes either out of bounds or into a hazard, rather than play a provisional or hit a lateral hazard, you drop the ball as if you hit it straight.

Jake: technically you should have dropped it back where you entered the water.
Josh: no worries, it's a jason.

by Remilazerus July 8, 2021