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Jacob Low

An incredibly funny person who is so funny and cool that he can make you laugh by just looking at you.
He is also incredibly good at making the sound of a machine gun.
He also speaks very fluent Spanish and he is very awesome and attractive.
Micheal: "Hey Jacob Low, what does a machine gun sound like?"
Jacob Low: " Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr..."
Micheal: "Very funny."
by ChubbinIsAGod April 30, 2019
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Jacob Shiela Bruce

Jacob is an antisocial fossil. His hands look about 5 million years old and his hair is made up from 50 shades of ginger. He is dating Phoebe Bruce and has a huge crush on kevin Hart
Is that the gay kid? Yeah its Jacob Shiela Bruce
by GingerGaycob69 December 19, 2022
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Jacob

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is tall, strong, and handsome with the most beautiful blue eyes. I could get lost in those deep blue pools. I love him so much and you all will too. He is smart without being cocky about it, though he will tell you how great his grades are.😂 I don't care how much you love your current boyfriend, you will fall head over heels with him immediately. He is easily frustrated but will not take it out on you. He will love you no matter what and will always be there for you. He will always take care of you. He gives the best hugs and will hold you if you're upset or just cold. He is the love of my life and will be yours as well, just keep your hands off of mine!
Girl 1: Did you see Jacob? He looked great today!
Girl 2: Yes! I also heard that he got the top grade in his history class.
by Heartheartheart April 11, 2018
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jacob rider

a Lil gay guy who likes to be gay and is rarely even a guy, call him a gay girl if you will. he, oops... she likes to ride sacks.
Jeff: ayo, u actin like a lil jacob ride, get off my lap

Jacob rider: ohhh yaa
by lil jacob rider October 30, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is the most sweetest guy in the world, he is super kind and loving. He makes you smile even when you don’t wanna. He makes you laugh too. He is tall and has brown eyes but you get lost in them easily, he has brown curly hair and is just perfect. He doesn’t get how cute and attractive he is because he is so humble. But he has a confidence that is just so amazing and makes people love him. Guys get jealous of him because they feel intimidated by his confidence and perfection. He is smart but not necessarily at school. He loves cars and loves working hard. He try’s his bets in everything he does. He loves his family and his friends and treats his girlfriend amazing. ANYONE IS LUCKY TO HAVE JACOB AS A BOYFRIEND. You better never NEVER EVER let him go.
Guy- I don’t like Jacob

Guy 2- thats because your jealous of him.

Jenny- WOW IS THAT JACOB. HE LOOKS SO GOOD TODAY.

Hannah- that’s my boyfriend shut up he’s mine, he always looks good too, your an idiot.
by No name needed who needs one October 12, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is an awkward human being who gets close with whoever will allow him around. Most Jacobs steal or lie and end up in bad situations asking people to get them out.
by Strokemycock2.0 March 18, 2019
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